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6 Halloween Pranks for Sociopaths With Unlimited Budgets

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While science has but to reproduce Alternatives one & 3, it is doing a bang-up employment at making it appear like faceless terror phantasms are a real thing. Jonathan Chomko Jonathan Chomko “Fucking ghost tourists. Grasp to walk.” Look closely — that isn’t two dudes walking side-by-side — it is one dude being stalked by his own shadow. What you are seeing is a Bristol, England, art installation that records a random pedestrian’s movements from hidden streetlight cameras after which jobs the recording on the ground by the next passerby. The result looks like someone attempting to beat a high score in Mario Kart, only instead of the spirit of friendly competition, they’re racing against a real spirit who presumably is without any interest in friendship and is concerned only with the competition between God plus the Devil to capture the most terrestrial souls before the sun burns out plus the Earth explodes. These mobile Peter Pan tributes are specifically fitted in minimally traveled side streets, just to make certain that any one who experiences a ghost shadow is utterly alone when they turn out to be paralyzed with panicked confusion. #5. Answer the Door Full Hannibal Lecter With 3D Printing 1 of the more troublesome parts of being a serial killer is that removing the face of a different person and wearing it like a mask is messy, time-consuming, and in most cases winds up looking like you are wearing a bunch of cooked pepperonis on your head instead of an uncanny likeness of Jim the census taker who was last noticed on your doorstep 3 days ago. Fortunately, a Chicago artist has finally come up with a solution — just make a hideous human face facsimile with a 3D printer. It is cleaner & gets the same “I am not a person anyone must ever speak to for any reason” message across. Leo Selvaggio Leo Selvaggio The only thing missing is a helpful “Spray Mace Here” arrow around the eye-holes. It’s called the Private Surveillance Identity Prosthetic, a 3D-printed mask developed in protest to Chicago’s recent pledge to have cameras equipped with facial recognition software on every city block within the subsequent two years. In conjunction with tricking security cameras into believing the wearer is some other individual, the prosthetic doubles as an effective tool in teaching children to believe in Android Satan. Leo Selvaggio “01001001 00100000 01000001 01001101 00100000 01010100 01001000 01000101 00100000 01010110 01001111 01001001 01000100″ That is right — the creator of the mask is encouraging folks to casually wear this thing out on the street, rather than more classic (read: less insane) identity-obscuring clothing like sunglasses or hooded sweatshirts, which signifies we might someday see a Chicago populated by a terror army of husky Jeremy Renners. Leo Selvaggio The only thing more disturbing than the masks is the reality that you’re more than a small turned on by this. #4. Decorate With a Four-Story Psychedelic Skull Any party planner knows that you cannot spell “sacrificial drug orgy” without the words “gory flair circus.” Luckily for all of the billionaire Halloween hosts out there, there is a giant fucking skull that lights up like a drug scene in a 1970s counterculture cartoon: Joshua Harker “R.I.P. Max Headroom.” Believe it or not, that skull isn’t CGI, nor is it a giant bank of flat-display televisions or a dark-magic spell hibernating deep within the meat of your brain. It is just paper: Joshua Harker Well, to be more precise, it’s paper that’s being illuminated by 360-degree projection-mapping on an 8-foot-high sculpture of a skull, which is still impressively minimalist considering the end result looks like something Guillermo del Toro hastily scribbled on a sandwich wrapper in the middle of a mescaline fantasy. 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The Sensitive Man

They speak; they connect; they end up leaving together. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment, she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are 3 shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds & hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears, meticulously placed in rows covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite several time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the degree of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were nominal bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, & enormous, massive bears running all of the way along the top shelf. She identified it strange for an not surprisingly masculine guy to have such a important a collection of Teddy Bears, but does not mention this to him, & actually is quite impressed by his sensitive side. They share a bottle of wine & continue talking and, after a while, she finds herself thinking, “Oh my God! Potentially, this guy may be the one! Perhaps he could be the future father my kids?” She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other’s clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known